Sunday, March 15, 2009

Aaarambh hai Prachand…


"After a long time someone comes in the world and with him…the world changes forever…

He is the one who changes the rules of the game, who rips you from within, who forces you to think, who takes you into a different world, a world which is actually the actual place where you live in. He is the person who doesn’t follow any myth, any superstition, any game-plan, he is the one who creates the truth of his own, and changes the view of everyone else, forces u to rethink, rethink n rethink again…until u understand what the he wants to say…

But when u understand what he wants to say…u can’t go back anywhere…u r mystified…u r mesmerized…u r hypnotized…all u have to do…is to submit n to accept…n then stand up and bow down with a standing ovation."


All these words are nothing but a tribute to the most revolutionary directors of our time…the man who knows nothing but the passion for his movie making…his portrayal…his out of the box storyline, approach, and narration of what he wants to communicate…yes the name is, Anurag Kashyap.

N hey guys don’t read this anymore…just get out of the shitholes where you might be wasting your lives at the moment and grab the taste of the above words in HIS latest creation, “GULAAL”…coz right now it’s running in a theatre near u. Or else, when your kid will ask you, “Have you watched the most revolutionary movies from the most revolutionary directors of your times?” All you would be doing is sulk and ask your kid to study and concentrate for his exams rather than having a hard-hitting mature discussion with him about life which you would have actually not even experienced.

The movie is insane, ripping, gross, hard-hitting, with nerve wrenching music, sensational performances, gripping lyrics...overall its God level.
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Trivia: Anurag Kashyap's other directorial movies are Black Friday, No Smoking & Dev D. Don't miss them after you watch Gulaal. N yeah, don't call any movie crap until and unless you understand them fully... ;)

FYI, HE has already bagged a filmfare for screenplay in award winning movie Satya (1999), and don't be surprised if he gets another filmfare soon ;). I am ready to give him an Oscar too provided I'm a part of the jury :(

For more aficionados like me...catch more about him here and don't forget to share, if you know more...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The WOoMANiaaaaa !

I know, WE all are really very bad!
But today, on behalf of all of us...















I wish to thank all of you ALL beautiful out there for being part of our lives...for being there for us in all ur avatars...always!


HAPPY WOMEN's DAY!!!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

…egnahC

To be very frank this feeling came up while I was watching Dev D…I was mesmerized for sometime while watching the movie and it hit me strong when I realized I was having an O with the word called Change…it is a powerful feeling and it can reverberate you and make you feel happy at the same time. When I drilled deep down to find out the reason for my sudden happiness with life even when the life was having nothing much in store for me from quite some time..(;))..the simple answer which came up rested actually was...“the time” in which I am living…the current era…the everyday revolution around us which, believe me, is really awesome!!!

Don’t you also feel the same that the times are changing around us and they are changing so quickly? I mean it’s ecstatic that the time in which we were born, the time in which we are living and the time when we will die would be so very different…they will not be years but literally be ages apart…I feel that this is the time when the world is changing the fastest and we are the only ones who are witnessing this sweeping change.

I know I might not be making much sense but this is a feeling which is reely very tough to put into words, but here I would try and give my best shot in portraying the same emotions so that I cud atleast make myself clear…

Look, the best thing is that, when we were born during early eighties, the world was in shambles, India was nowhere, our economy was small, peoples' mind were not as thirsty, we were all so slow, we were restrained, we were far less emotive, we generally had scooters, the kids were so different or duffers, technology was least around us, people were not even creative, they had a lanky and dull attitude towards life, the quest for life was missing, there were no reality shows, no PDAs, no IT companies, no experimental movies, no malls and multiplexes, no O(b/s)amas, no MTVs and above all no realtime competitiveness...

But, today is so different, today’s youth is miraculous, we are damn fucking 'change agents', and over and above that, we are changing lives everywhere around us…youth is always unsatisfied, they are creative, they have a quest for experimentation, they have the 'never say die' attitude, they are lovely, they are insane, they are effervescent, they are low waisted/pierced/tattooed/fucked-up n yet chilled n yet ready for having more of it, they are very bad, they are very good, they want more and more, they are selfish too, but they want to have a different life everyday and that is what is the characteristic change which stands out in current times from the past... We are changing every moment and the reason is that we are damn experimentalists, no nonsense weirdos waiting for a new world order. We try different things everyday n we learn from our new mistakes everyday.

Post our generation, I am not saying that change won’t happen, it will happen but the amount of change happening would be minuscule…it won’t be like in this ‘epic style’. The answer to this lies in history. History goes for only a few dynamic changes and such changes happens in centuries which changes world forever. We have witnessed only three major changes in mankind. When man was an ape he wanted to change badly like today and so we became humans and then came era of kingdoms, from there again there was a long standstill and when change happened, what came was the end of kingdom and democracies were born, so, a new world order formed up and from then it’s the present age which has emerged. These are times again when maximum new things are happening, when men and women are changing, we are ones who will do all kind of good or bad experiments and then again will come another phase of adoption, another age of satisfaction, again an age of lesser reverberations, lesser competitiveness coz all that rage which is needed to change the time in which you live would have been done by us in the present tense of our lives...

A real taste of our changing times can be the kids of today, compare them with the kids of our parents (;)), don't you think that the present day kids are revolutionary, they are damn different, so hostile, so intelligent, so smart, so weird. They are the visible example of the change which we are bringing to the world. I think our grandchildren would be just like our children and so they won’t be so radical and that’s where life will settle down again, waiting for another change which might happen after a long time when the world again will be filled with the reverberations of today…

Why I was happy was only coz I am a part of this great revolutionary change which is happening around us and yeah, I feel happy coz I am at the right place at the right time. I wish the youth of today also realize ‘what’ they are going through and do something cheesy, something radical, something experimental each day so that yes, we are a part of this sexy revolution called change which comes in only sometimes and once it goes away, things change and they don’t remain the same forever.

I don't wanna by a prophesier by stating whats gonna happen in the future, all I wanna say is that I am happy to be a part of this new world orderchange. Keep experimenting, try something different everyday, do things differently coz we are living in age of CHANGE aka EGNAHC…agar is samay nahi kiya to life me kiya kya???

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Awesome 3some!!! (Vol.1)

BTW…lemme make it clear straight away that this one is a TAG. First one from my side…coz in the past I’ve restricted myself in inflicting the tag pain on my fellow bloggers…but enough of sparing from my end. Hey, don’t worry coz you wud love this tag for the following “3” reasons:

• it’s simple
• it lets others know about u
• it give a chance to you to know u

So what the hell is this actually? "Awesome 3some” is a series of posts about so many things we see around, about so many moments we feel around, about so many people we meet around, about so many places we hang around, about so many activities we follow around…but the only catch is that you have to drill down from all those “so many-ies” to just 3. Hmmmmmm...matlab bete itna bhi simple nahi hai...!

N believe u me, I too faced some instances where I just wished there were more than 3 placeholders…buy that’s the most important rule of game…hav 2 pick just 3 of ur most favorites in all the below mentioned 25 categories…n u r done.

Well, I’m done with the intriguing but amazingly engaging list from my end. N here it goes:

1. 3 Favorite Actors
• Christian Bale
• Tom Cruise
• Shah Rukh Khan

2. 3 Favorite Actresses
• Penelope Cruz
• Angelina Jolie
• Liv Tyler

3. 3 Favorite New Stars (Bollywood)
• Abhay Deol
• Sonam Kapoor
• Darsheel Zafari ;)

4. 3 Favorite Sports
• Cricket
• Tennis
• Volleyball

5. 3 Favorite Sportspersons
• Sachin Tendulkar
• Rafael Nadal
• Mahendra Singh Dhoni

6. 3 Favorite Politicians
• Barack Obama
• P Chidambaram
• Atal Bihari Vajpayee

7. 3 Favorite Comedians
• Raju Srivastava
• Cyrus
• Vinay Pathak

8. 3 Favorite Indian Male singers
• Mohit Chauhan
• Atif
• KK

9. 3 Favorite Indian Female singers
• Shreya Ghoshal
• Alisha Chinoy
• Lata Mangeshkar

10. 3 Favorite Corporate Honchos
• Dhirubhai Ambani
• Jack Welch
• N R Narayanamurthy

11. 3 Favorite News channels
• CNBC TV18
• NDTV 24x7
• CNN IBN

12. 3 Favorite News anchors
• Rajdeep Sardesai
• Pranoy Roy
• Barkha Dutt

13. 3 Favorite Hindi Entertainment channels
• MTV
• Channel V
• Sony

14. 3 Favorite English entertainment channels
• HBO
• Star Movies
• AXN

15. 3 Favorite TV Shows
• Roadies
• Young Turks
• Nach Baliye

16. 3 Favorite Writers
• Ayn Rand
• Chetan Bhagat
• Sydney Sheldon

17. 3 Favorite Movies
• Matrix
• Before Sunrise
• The Bourne Series

18. 3 Favorite Indian Holiday destinations
• Goa
• Mysore
• Rajasthan

19. 3 Favorite Professions
• IT
• Doctor
• Architect

20. 3 Favorite Mobile Brands
• Nokia
• I-Mate
• Blackberry

21. 3 Favorite Laptop Brands
• HP
• Dell
• Sony

22. 3 Favorite Cars
• BMW
• Mercedes
• Honda

23. 3 Favorite Apparel brands
• Blackberry
• Levi's
• Versace

24. 3 Favorite Deserts
• Rasgulla
• Besan ke Laddu
• Halwa

25. 3 Favorite Cuisines
• Indian
• Mexican
• Italian

So thats it for now...but now the most important part...who all shud i inflict my first tag on...? Here is the list...Guppi, Richa, Divya, DD, Nidhi and all of you who wud lov 2 start blogging wid this or the ones who wud like ur TWB's run away far off wid this r also welcome...

N hey dont forget ur thoughts on my list? Any comparisons? Khair…we’ll do all that, but right now, it’s time for all of you to start ur set of thinking and introspection. Also, do tell me which ones were ur toughest set of “3some” selections when u r done! ;)

Sunday, February 8, 2009

A Holy Tribute to “The Writer’s Block!”

These days whenever I talk to a blogger in town, all they have to talk about is a disease which to my knowledge is attributed to be the most common disease in the blogworld…well, they call it “The Writers Block-The HIV of Blogspace”. ;-)

While even I was also infected by this cyber disease, I thought why not shove it off by tributing a post to this bimaaari only. Meanwhile, this would also give me a chance to make my wonderful netizens and followers aware of this bugger, so that they stay away from this emosanal attyachaar. And they also understand the real cause of inconsistencies of the posts on this blog.

Well, TWB had struck me last in December for almost 4 weeks when I had not written a single post, and I was hiding my face from everyone. Over and above that, my few beautiful followers who still exist here n thr had started asking me the question… “Kya bi, no new posts!!!”… “Long time…stopped writing???” Some sarcastic ones even didn’t stop commenting, “Toh finally…the Blog JOSH is over?”

The feeling is painful…My fellow bloggers would agree with me on this. It’s like actually asking a capable batsman going through a rough patch, why is he not been able to score runs. An accentuated analogy wud be like asking a man to use the “V” :Pill.

Is it a crime for not getting ideas enough to write? Frens, lemme tell you, sometimes this bimaaari of writer’s block struck us so hard that even when you have so many ideas to write about, still, when you sit down in front of your computer…you feel paralyzed…you find urself unable to be able to press a single key on the board.

Some of the most crazy responses and symptoms which I’ve come across from people suffering from “The Writer’s Block (TWB)” are:

• TWB for a few weeks
o It always starts with the Time Factor…easiest excuse… “Not getting enough time these days…too busy with work mahn…!”
o Sister/friend’s wedding come handy as an easy excuse…

• TWB for a month or two
o “Yaar ideas hi band ho gaye hai…mai likhne baithti hoon aur dimaag se words hi chale jaate hai…”…lolz…
o “Oh! Just had a break-up…giving myself some time to get over it…plz understand.”
o “Life is &*^%ing mundane re…why don’t you bring back spice in my life…I promise I’ll get back blogging!” Well, that’s desperate call…;)

• TWB persisting for Six months n over
o “Saale…abhi bhi us blog par jaata hai kya…Could you tell me my URL? Just forgot it still exists?”
o “Stop asking me…itna hi hai to khud likh le…&**&^&^%&^%&^%...”.
(SPOILER: The state of such a blogger in the end is like that of Kangna Ranaut in the end of any of her movies…)

All that any blogger wants to say while suffering from TWB is this, “I can write, haven’t I proven before, haven’t I been making your life readable through some of my crafty blogs here n there.” Par woh kya hai naa, ek blogger ka dard ek blogger hi samajh sakta hai.

Well, I know when I am done writing this post...one SOtheB who would be smiling and basking out there in the glory of the sun would be none other than the bacteria named, “The Writer’s Block”!!! Also, even I am feeling a lill more relaxed here by finally giving a TIT for TAT lesson to this worm or weed by using its own name to get away from it…;-). Not a bad idea sirjee… Kyon…???

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Jai Ho...!

Why the debate? It’s a given that we are definitely way far away from Hollywood…definitely their cinema is much more advanced n classy than ours… Howmuchsoever our very own Aamir keeps trying, it will still take us much more time to win that coveted something christened as ‘Oscar’.

But mahn, watched Slumdog Millionaire just sometime back and cudn’t stop myself write the title of the blog “Jai Ho” coz the words are still echoing in my ears as they will surely do when you will come out of the theaters watching this movie. I truly loved it and it purely touched my Indian heart.

Watching Slumdog was just like eating the delicious “Bombay ki bhelpuri” with a lot of masala which makes u relish its taste till the very last bite. The characters picked have acted so realistically and have been depicted so believably…u start feeling that u r actually watching some Jamaal’s life and that’s what makes this movie truly magical.

An Indian writer, an Indian setting, mostly Indian cast, the ace Indian music director, Indian co-director Loveleen…the complete package is truly a tribute to India from the creative filmmakers of Hollywood. It is definitely the style & portrayal where these Americans steal the show away from us. The screenplay and the depiction of their movies is always so mesmerizing which keeps their movies so much more engaging and mature… Even in this movie, the way Jamaal’s life unfolds with each question of KBC is truly loved by me as an amazing concept.

I wish to sight just one scene from this movie which every Indian will hate but still contemplate a lot about it. This is scene where “a bit of real India” is being compared with “a bit of real America” through an American tourist couple. I personally feel that they got a lill overboard with ths one! Not sharing the scene to avoid spoilers, but all of you who have seen the movie, any comments on this ;)?

There is no point why there is a debate going on about what’s been depicted in this movie. It’s a shame to slam the Slumdog by setting the thought that it depicts only the slums of our lovely country, if u have the balls to either remove this dark truth or depict the better part of our country to the world, then the world…an open stage…is waiting to get entertained, show them that we are much more than this. We have not been able to do that from past 50 years and when one foreigner comes down to depict his thought of entertainment, all we argumentative Indians can do is to slam them…it’s shameful. Guys, this movie uses the slums of our country as the setting coz a guy from slum can’t be shown living his life in a five star, please grow up at least in your thoughts. Fine, slums are a part of ours only whether it’s fractured or burnt, but it’s our body part…isn’t it?

May be Danny Boyle himself has to come down again sometime to shoot another movie which depicts the non-slum part of our country coz we still can’t do that…is that what we want to say…I mean how many times we have told the small kids that the movies are meant for entertainment and not to set debates and arguments…

Khair, chuck the debates…enuf of it…lemme “Jai-Ho” Slumdog Millionaire for the beautiful entertainer to the core which it is,

• Jai Ho…to the truly miraculous love story based on the premise of “Destiny”…being a true believer of destiny…I truly worship the words…“It is written” which sum up this movie for us.• Jai Ho…to India coz it is for our country and the existing slums of Mumbai which made this movie possible. We are a long way to go and for the love of our country it calls for a Jai Ho…

• Jai Ho…to the amazing original score by A R Rahman, I think his music has put in the life in the movie…and that calls for a celebration for India.

• Jai Ho…to the small kids who have played Jamaal and Salim, their innocent yet naughty faces can’t be forgotten for a long time even after watching this movie. Their acting was truly brilliant.

• Jai Ho…to Danny Boyle for making such a true to heart movie depicting India and a part of its Indianness.

• Jai Ho…to Anil Kapoor, Irfaan Khan, Mahesh Manjhrekar, Saurabh Shukla, Frieda Pinto and every Indian who got a chance to act this movie not for their presence but for their true blue acting making all characters appear for real.

• Jai Ho…to Dev Patel who has played the character of Jamaal, the guy’s expressions were flawless and the love in his eyes was so true.

• Jai Ho…especially to the Indianness which keeps us apart and which is also portrayed as a very true subject of the movie which says…”Never say die and always keep trying!” and so shall we.


I am truly waiting and still trying to make my destiny work for me so that even I can say with élan one day that, “It was written!”.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

"Masakalli" - Simply Maddening...!

Oh guys...there have been only a few moments when I’ve waited tirelessly everyday in front of my television waiting for a chance to get a glimpse of just a 1 minute 32 seconds trailer and believe me…after a long long time. is dil ne kisi ko firse, dil se chaha hai...;)

Now stop getting ur mind rolling and start reading further...the amazing yet mysteriously simple beauty which I m talking abt is none other than MASAKALLI...Now, don’t tell me u don’t know what I’m talking abt…PUHLEEEEEEEEZ…the latest promo of the movie Dilli-6…Its strong…its simple…its fantastic…it works slowly…its catchy…its rustic…its down to the earth…its melodious…its charismatic…its insane…its brave…its Indian…its rahmanian…O one suitable word for it is that Its Masakalli…catch it asap…u definitely are missing something…Now, if you think I m exaggerating…I have tried to dig the video for you…find it below…

Now you shud be saying…’What an amazing compilation...!’ The beautiful selection of lyrics, the magical music of A R Rahman, the perfect setting, the ever pouting Abhishek and the “definitely making u crazy” Sonam Kapoor who is surely driving at least me crazy...BIGTIME...:)

Not denying that Sanjay Leela Bhansali is a good director (after all ‘Black’ was awesome), but maybe he liked Sonam so much that he purposely made sure that in his 3 hour long movie, the world won’t even have a look at her...maybe that’s why he made the movie Saanwariya completely dark...n Sonam remained Black n Blue...that’s a sad luck for the nation yaar...

But, thanks to our RBD director, Rakesh Omprakash Mehra, who finally made Anil's daughter visible...n visible…come what may…but she has bowled over everyone (at least me) in her very very simple still super super sexy look in this beautiful number...

The first time I had seen this trailer, it had taken me by a huge surprise and from then on, I hav been searching on channels to have its dose again...Well, there are some things which words might not be able to capture and even if you make an attempt for words to capture the same, you definitely come out as a failure…words try to capture, they might do an injustice…well the case over here is a ditto :)…Simply Maddening…!!! N another thing...it works...n works very slowly...but when it does...u can't let it run away from u...:)

Oh btw, I’m running out of time here…and no points for guessing what’s next on my agenda…obviously another dose…hmmmmmm?